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ArnoldC el lenguaje basado en frases de Arnold Schwarzenegger

ArnoldC el lenguaje basado en frases de Arnold Schwarzenegger
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ArnoldC es un lenguaje de programación basado en frases de Arnold Schwarzenegger. Si señores parece un chiste y lo es, pero un chiste que se puede utilizar para hacer programas. Entre las instrucciones más graciosas tenemos:

  • False: I LIED
  • True: NO PROBLEMO
  • If: BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE
  • Else: BULLSHIT
  • EndIf: YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  • While: STICK AROUND
  • EndWhile: CHILL
  • PlusOperator: GET UP
  • MinusOperator: GET DOWN
  • MultiplicationOperator: YOU'RE FIRED
  • DivisionOperator: HE HAD TO SPLIT
  • ModuloOperator: I LET HIM GO
  • EqualTo: YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME
  • GreaterThan: LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET
  • Or: CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE
  • And: KNOCK KNOCK
  • DeclareMethod: LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY
  • NonVoidMethod: GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR
  • MethodArguments: I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE
  • Return: I'LL BE BACK
  • EndMethodDeclaration: HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
  • CallMethod: DO IT NOW
  • AssignVariableFromMethodCall: GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
  • DeclareInt: HEY CHRISTMAS TREE
  • SetInitialValue: YOU SET US UP
  • BeginMain: IT'S SHOWTIME
  • EndMain: YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
  • Print: TALK TO THE HAND
  • ReadInteger: I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY
  • AssignVariable: GET TO THE CHOPPER
  • SetValue: HERE IS MY INVITATION
  • EndAssignVariable: ENOUGH TALK
  • ParseError: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG

Entre otras características ArnoldC corre sobre la plataforma Java, veamos un "hola mundo" con este lenguaje:

IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "hello world"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Veamos un ejemplo de un condicional:

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE a
TALK TO THE HAND "a is true"
BULLSHIT
TALK TO THE HAND "a is not true"
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

La verdad muy gracioso y se puede probar muy fácilmente:

wget http://lhartikk.github.io/ArnoldC.jar
echo -e "IT'S SHOWTIME\nTALK TO THE HAND \"hello world\"\nYOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED" > hello.arnoldc
java -jar ArnoldC.jar hello.arnoldc
java hello

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