ArnoldC es un lenguaje de programación basado en frases de Arnold Schwarzenegger. Si señores parece un chiste y lo es, pero un chiste que se puede utilizar para hacer programas.

Entre las instrucciones más graciosas tenemos:

• False: I LIED

• True: NO PROBLEMO

• If: BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE

• Else: BULLSHIT

• EndIf: YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

• While: STICK AROUND

• EndWhile: CHILL

• PlusOperator: GET UP

• MinusOperator: GET DOWN

• MultiplicationOperator: YOU'RE FIRED

• DivisionOperator: HE HAD TO SPLIT

• ModuloOperator: I LET HIM GO

• EqualTo: YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME

• GreaterThan: LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET

• Or: CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE

• And: KNOCK KNOCK

• DeclareMethod: LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY

• NonVoidMethod: GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR

• MethodArguments: I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE

• Return: I'LL BE BACK

• EndMethodDeclaration: HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

• CallMethod: DO IT NOW

• AssignVariableFromMethodCall: GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

• DeclareInt: HEY CHRISTMAS TREE

• SetInitialValue: YOU SET US UP

• BeginMain: IT'S SHOWTIME

• EndMain: YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

• Print: TALK TO THE HAND

• ReadInteger: I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY

• AssignVariable: GET TO THE CHOPPER

• SetValue: HERE IS MY INVITATION

• EndAssignVariable: ENOUGH TALK

• ParseError: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG

Entre otras características ArnoldC corre sobre la plataforma Java, veamos un "hola mundo" con este lenguaje:

IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "hello world"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Veamos un ejemplo de un condicional:

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE a
TALK TO THE HAND "a is true"
BULLSHIT
TALK TO THE HAND "a is not true"
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

La verdad muy gracioso y se puede probar muy fácilmente:

wget http://lhartikk.github.io/ArnoldC.jar
echo -e "IT'S SHOWTIME\nTALK TO THE HAND \"hello world\"\nYOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED" > hello.arnoldc
java -jar ArnoldC.jar hello.arnoldc
java hello

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